1. Buy thick-framed glasses (whether or not you need corrective lenses)
2. Shop only at thrift stores. Preferably for tighter jeans and looser fitting tops. Never remember the brand or the name of the store, and casually mention how cheaply you found it.
3. Layer, layer, layer! A few suggestions: Dresses with leggings and leg warmers and sweaters and scarves and large necklaces. V-neck t-shirts with a sweatshirt and converse and a slouchy hat.
4. Become interested in obscure bands, TV shows, comics and books only. Pretend as if you never heard of popular movie stars, and if you do show that you recognize the name, mention your disinterest in popular media.
5. General don't give a crap about anything. Be chill ALL THE TIME.
