When going out women like to wear high heels. It makes us feel good about ourselves for about an hour until we absolutely regret the decision of those awful torture devices no matter how good they make your butt look. Some nights you can drink the pain away but if your alcohol to pain ratio isn’t perfect you may end up saying “Screw it, I’m going barefoot.” Since you are leaving a bar when this happens, chances are you are walking in a dirty, nasty, hazardous zone where anything could end up on the bottom of your feet. You may not care at the time but in the morning you’ll end up at the pharmacy asking if you are going to die. A quick fix is to take a cheap pair of flip flops on put them in your oversized purse. You’ll look like a rockstar to your suffering friends when you slip those puppies on and walk home in a somewhat straight line.
